When boys become men, they tend to be single, not least because the myriad disgusting habits they possess make them about as attractive as an acid enema to the fairer sex. However, as they 'mature', they change emotionally and physically, and often deliberately change their ways and appearance to make themselves more bonkable to the poontang.
Maybe, if they're lucky enough, they might snare themselves a comely broad, and with it the various carnal and argumentative delights relationships include. Eventually, the deafening tome of wedding bells may even ring out, as they stick on a whistle, say some vows and have a bit of a cry.
And this got me thinking; is their wedding day the ultimate ironic event for chaps?
Put it this way, what do women want?
- A man who dresses well
- A man in touch with his emotions and is not afraid to express them
- A man with a sense of humour who is able to mock himself and make others laugh
So on the big day, the groom is dressed in a killer suit, may be slightly tearful during the service (that would never happen to me, by the way) and give a speech displaying their humorous, easy-going nature. All in front of an assembled gaggle of mysterious and nubile women they've not yet had a opportunity to ruin their chances with.
What a gyp.
