Wednesday, 16 January 2008

The blog what writes itself

So Robbie Williams is making a stand against the EMI buyout by going on strike? Isn't that a bit the same as an arsonist going on strike if the fire brigade were taken over?

Not to put too fine a point on it, he's shit. If you're reading, Bob, take heed:

- You haven't had a decent record since Angels and that a) was co-written and b) has now been ruined by chav funerals.
- You think you're 'street' but you're not. The rest of Take That have matured and dress/act accordingly. You stick on a tracksuit and sing Rudebox. Not your finest moment.
- You think we still care about you, and that you're a cheeky chappy national institution. Er, no. We think you're a joke. You've ruined what little talent you had and the women only sleep with you cos you're famous/loaded/in possession of high-class narcotics. Oh, and you can't spell institution without 'tit'
- It's quite clear your career has hit the skids so you're using the buyout as an excuse to bolster your publicity. To be honest, if you had any sense you'd use this as an excuse to cancel the rest of your deal and bugger off before you make it any worse for yourself.

Yours sincerely, society in general.

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