God bless Karen Matthews. Where would we be without her?
For a kick-off, she makes every parent in the country look like some kind of SuperMum or Dad, given her vomit-inducing attempt to blag money from well-wishers by conspiring to kidnap, sedate and tether her own daughter for an extended length of time in a relative's house. If there's a worse act that doesn't involve killing or interefering with a child, I don't want to know about it.
Lest we forget the service she provided to her special boyfriend Craig "I dunno, officer - the PC was like that when I bought it" Meehan. Let's face it, he's not exactly dealing from the top of the deck looks- or brains-wise, so the fact that Matthews was prepared to have carnal knowledge of him, let alone tolerate his dinner-plate glasses gawping at her all day is a cause for credit in anyone's book.
She's trumped the lot this week though, with an article in the press giving the nation a chance to catch up with its favourite dole scum, where she puts herself across as a humble, apologetic reformed character, trying to repair the emotional damage she's done to her daughter, whilst convincing the public that she's a changed woman. Read her testimony; it details how she came to terms with her own actions and vowed not to rest until she's proven that she's turned over a new leaf, and gets her children back where they rightfully belong - with their loving mother.
She also talks of finding religion, and how The Good Book has taught her more about herself than she ever thought possible. She reveals how since finding God, she's cleansed her soul, cleaned up her act and realised the sheer debt she owes to her family and to herself. "With the Lord's guidance", she said, "I WILL become a better person"
Not really - this is what she actually said:
"It wasn't me guv - it were a fit up"
and
"The things I miss most in jail are sex and shopping"
What a prick.
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