Everyone thinks they're funny. Many are not. I, however, am a spectacular buck in that particular trend, cos I'm goddamn hilarious. But, as Uncle Ben says to Spider-Man shortly before he gets killed by that unconvincing baddie - "With great power comes great responsibility"
In my role as Jokes Hilaureat (self-titled), it is my responsibility to pass on the tips and tricks of the comedy trade to my common man, to make them that little bit funnier. As my common man is not around today (see - always thinking of comedic angles to exploit) I thought I'd pass the value onto you. Today, we're talking about constructing the comedy name.
There are many funny names in society - Neville Neville, Desmond Tutu, Cher, but to construct your own comedy name, you need only two things - some syllables and a 'Mc'.
Allow me to demonstrate - say one of your friends has a penchant for sitting on the toilet for an extended length of time. With minimal wordplay, and the ubiquitous 'Mc', you can create 'Boggy McSitSit', 'Louie McCackAges', 'Toilet McHurryUp' in seconds. They literally roll of the tongue, and like clip show hosted by Steve Penk, if it's done well, it's exceptional.
In the words of Scouse school glue-botherer Neil Buchanan, "Try it yourself". It's Simple McPissEasy...
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