Right, paying tribute to sadly passed landlords is a worthy use of this blog, but we both know that's not why I'm doing this. I'm here to teach you oiks about what's rubbish in this world. Such as:
1) Highschool Musical. The worst idea for a programme in the history of mankind. I know two men in their late 20's who absolutely love this programme, which asks more questions than it answers. Pointless drivel.
2) Personalised spare wheel covers on 4x4's which depict the owners dog. Shite.
3) Every ringtone that's ever been made. Ever. It seems every new song that comes out has a ringtone to go with it, regardless of whether it actually sounds owt like the song. My dislike of R 'n' B doesn't need further airing here, but the fact that all you see advertised on these tin-pot music channels is more guns and ho's claptrap in ringtone form just exacerbates things.
4) The British press. Especially the right-wing barely-concealed racist hate spreading ones. If they had their way we'd all be indoors cowering under the illusion that immigrants are eating our babies. The fact that a decent proportion of the population swallow this cobblers fills me with genuine fear for the future.
5) All reality TV. When that Driving School was on about 10 years ago who'd have thought that the plethora of cack that has made it onto TV would happen? It's a little-known fact that 45% of all TV programmes now have the word 'Celebrity' somewhere in their title. Possibly. Either way it's saturation on a ridiculous scale. Think up some proper ideas for programmes you gimps.
All the best. Don't forget to send your Christmas cards.
1 comment:
Don't forget the England team, they are most definately cack.
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