Monday, 19 May 2008

Where wit and wisdom goes to die

Can anyone remember the last time bumper stickers were funny? Come to think of it, were they ever funny? Surely there is nobody who still deems "Horn broken - watch for finger" as an amusing automotive slogan?

Well there is.

Some absolute knob on the way to work today had two of those yellow diamond stickers in the back window of his people carrier. Make sure you sit down before you read these bastions of hilarity:

"Honk if you're horny"

and

"Orgasm donor"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HA! How amusing! I wish I was as funny as the shithead who came up with those. Brilliant. My sides have split.

At the time I was very much in the "these are the people that are ruining this country" mindset, but having come to write it I'm absolutely livid, and it's not hard to fathom why. Let's face it; they're unbelievably shit. I mean, proper, proper wank. They're not witty, they're not clever and anybody who thinks they are ought to be locked in a room and made to eat every Jim Davidson DVD ever published, one by one.

Maybe then they'll know what it feels like to have crap material forced down their throats. Wankers.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I saw another of the all time greats in the back of a car today - 'Mum's Taxi Services'. I fell on the floor instantly in fits of laughter only narrowing missing being run over by a milk float.

Anonymous said...

I saw two more of these while on holiday. One was 'I have upped my standards, now up yours', the other one was that rubbish I have forgotten it. They were both on the same car as well.